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"Butt Thermometer Mix-up" Teen girl with a thermometer in her mouth didn't know she used a rectal thermometer to take her temperature. Dad told her it was a "normal" one, not "the butt one." Gross.
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A little boy thinks he's sick with the "flute" (the flu) and uses a thermometer to cure his illness.
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A woman opens a pregnancy test and pretends to laugh and says "it's a thermometer, right?" She learns it is a pregnancy test and screams with excitement.
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A tot boy wants to see a woman's butt so he can check her temperature with a thermometer in his hand. He says, "Open it, please."
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A woman asks her mother about a thermometer in the house, and the mother says "I'm taking it back because every temperature I take is the same". The daughter then peels off a sticker with the temperature written on it.
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