50s
317726
A little girl says she farted. She's told not to say that. She's told to say 'I passed gas.' She keeps saying 'I farted.'
49s
1015096
A tot girl says to her dad that she likes boys repeatedly indoors.
15s
874880
A young girl asks her tot brother what he's eating and he says "butt cake" while trying to say "cupcake."
20s
83229
3 boys says Merry Christmas to the camera and the oldest boy says "Kiss my butt."
31s
102711
Man behind camera tells tot girl to say "Miami," she keeps saying "Your Ami." She finally gets it right. Kids say.
26s
197966
Tot boy says "What the hell is this?" when getting Easter present. Gift. Kids say.
1m43s
289662
"Uranus or Mine" Tot girl reads astronomy book with mom on couch to learn planets, keeps saying "my anus" when mom says "Uranus." Kids say.
38s
101791
Girl opens up a present - it's a Ken doll. She says "I need a man." Adults all laugh. Kids say.
1m44s
135290
Tot boy says "Obama," then man says 'No Obama" and then tot boy laughs.
2m22s
135366
Girl tells dad to vote for Obama, she says McCain will take the country in the wrong direction. When told that Grandpa is voting for McCain, she says that's not good, he didn't make the right choice. Kids say.
49s
135350
Tot girl cries when her dad says McCain is going to be President because she wants Obama. Kids say.
37s
333352
Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
0s
1829790
Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
56s
104665
Little boy says his ABCs. Man asks "Can you do them backwards?" and boy faces the other way and says them again.
8s
2656910
A tot boy says happy birthday to the camera, and then another tot boy with tears in his eyes says it too in a sad tone.
1m7s
101541
Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
16s
2853955
A man asks his tot daughter why she wants to be a mommy when she grows up and the girl says, "so I can boss everyone around all the time."
40s
336472
Tot girl names what each picture is in a children's book. She looks at a picture of a nut and says it's a poop. Kids say.
12s
678742
A small Yorkie dog perks its ears up when a woman says "cookies" and down when she says "no" indoors.
50s
298648
Tot boy on front of bike in kitchen says he's going to Dollar Store to get "lolipop, hot dog, soda, pizza," boy on back of bike says "a piece of what?!"
25s
338232
"U Don't Know Uvulas" Family looks at giant moose statue. Young girl touches moose's penis and says she's looking at the uvula (from back of the throat). On vacation. Kids say.
0s
1829046
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
34s
317294
A tot two year old girl runs outside and says 'get away from me. I'm farting.'
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
45s
235970
"I Don't Want To Grow Up" Tot boys at kindergarten/preschool graduation are asked what they want to be when they grow up. One says vampire bat and One boy says "I don't want to grow up."
33s
255686
Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor.
15s
217460
Grandma with birthday hat on cheers along with girl. Woman says senior woman needs a better bra for jumping around. Cheerleading.
30s
99063
Little girl in the back of the car with tot sister. little girl says she wants to drive. Man driving says "if i let you drive who is gonna work the pedals?" there is a quiet moment. then the tot girl in her carseat begins to raise her hand. She says "me" ever so cute.
52s
3043791
A young boy smiles after he loses his first tooth, and she says "you promised you would not grow up anymore" and he says "that's what life is sometimes." She asks him how he feels and he says "I feel like a man."
1m28s
104175
Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
59s
178634
Tot boy tries to pee standing up but can't so he talks to his pee and says," Come out pee pee"
23s
194698
Dad asks tot what a duck says. Boy farts in response.
32s
291772
Tot boy lifts up mannequin's dress in department store, says "look mommy, butt."
25s
139880
"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
18s
292360
Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
38s
1480340
A tot girl practices her food words, but every time she is supposed to say cookies, she says "num num".
40s
102897
"Grade A Mess" Tot boy in a bike helmet inside the house counts the dozen eggs he broke on the carpet in the living room. Mom says "Who has to clean this up?" Boy points finger and says "YOU!" Mess.
30s
3581946
A young boy holds his baby sister for the first time and says "she's so tiny, like a little cockroach" in a living room.
1m47s
250880
"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
20s
284800
Little boy talks to his dad in the backyard. Tot girl interrupts and says that she pooped in her pants.
43s
233072
Tot boy smells another tot boy's diaper and says it is stinky, it smells, stinks
7s
782618
A tot girl lands on top of a small snowman outdoors, crushes it, and says "hi!" to the camera.
42s
112856
Tot girl says "hey!" every time woman throws a snowball at her.
54s
296540
Young girl's blows out candles on her cake. When asked what she wished for, she says "I wished for big boobies."
27s
318218
The man behind the camera explains to a little girl how to make a wish with a coin and a fountain outdoors. The girl says she wishes for a coin. Cute.
24s
293808
"Diabetes Dad" Three young girls eat ice cream bars at park. One brags that her dad has a gold tooth, other girl says her dad has diabetes. Kids say.
56s
284170
Little girl lying on bed made a mask out of a slice of ham. She eats the ham off her face, saying she is "ham face girl" at "hamfacegirl.com". Mom laughs in background.
1m4s
92823
Tot brothers look aout the window at reindeer in the yard, then 1 boy farts and they both laugh. "You hear that reindeer? I'm pooping." Kids say. Christmas.
46s
3635511
A woman drives a car and says, "My wheel just came off the car" then she shows a wheel apart from a vehicle in the street.
14s
3646050
A young girl says she is thankful for "love, my mommy and daddy and my house" and a boy asks, "What about me?" and she says, "Um, I don't wanna be thankful for you" in the living room.
1m15s
241332
Baby boy cries every time See 'N Say toy makes moo / cow sound. He doesn't like the horse noises either. Cute, scared, afraid.
44s
168328
Butterfly Nose. Kid says butterfly gives him a headache. Used in CompuServe 9-95 (CS).
1m8s
257140
Young girl sings "God Bless America" but she mixes up some lyrics. She sings "To the mountains, to the frosting" and she ends the song with a burp. Kids say.
34s
320478
Tot girl says the days of the week are Saturday, Apartment, Root Beer, Spider Web, Winnie the Pooh, Jessie Mott, and PSR. She then waves goodbye and leaves.
10s
4074290
A tot boy sits at a small table in the house with a tea set on it. A man asks the tot, "Will you pour some tea before you go, please? The tot says, "no," and runs off.
320478
Tot girl says the days of the week are Saturday, Apartment, Root Beer, Spider Web, Winnie the Pooh, Jessie Mott, and PSR. She then waves goodbye and leaves.
30s
321278
A two year old boy is asked if he would like a little brother or sister. He immediately says "How about a little dog?"
0s
45210
"Jersey Shortie" Little boy cries in his car seat because "he can't be the Governor of New Jersey" because he's too small. Kids say.
28s
243656
Boy is asked if he's having fun on vacation. Says to dad "I'm not having fun because you always have that stupid camera." Boy gets up, hits camera lens. No tail.
25s
97875