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Funny sign: The marquee under a Midas sign reads, "Boss told me to change the sign so I did."
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Parrot says "Are you talking to me?" "Do I amuse you?" "Excuse me?" Trash talking parrot. Bird
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A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog? ***Duplicate clip #692100. Use clip 710748***
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A tot girl cries indoors while her mom records her. She stops crying and asks "Are you taking a selfie of me?"
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"SHE HUNG UP ON ME" Boy on phone says, "what, hello?... she hung up on me!"
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A middle school staff and students lip sync and dance to Call Me Maybe.
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"Honk If You Love Me" Outdoor wedding interrupted by boat horns, twice
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After groom repeats long vows, bride simply says, "ME TOO!"
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A cat swats at a tot boy and the boy says, "Are you kidding me?"
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Woman writes "Bite Me" on sleeping man and puts shaving cream on his hand and face.
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AA: Proposals "Marry Me Rebecca" crop circle heart
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A baby boy screams when his mom puts her fingers in a puppet in the book "Mommy and Me."
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Star Spangled Banner: 2 sing, one says "Don't sing with me."
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A young boy shows his father a bullfrog frog then runs in and shows his pregnant mother then the woman says "don't let that jump on me" and the young son throws it at her and she screams and is slow to stand up.
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A tot two year old girl runs outside and says 'get away from me. I'm farting.'
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"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
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A young boy pets a goat then the goat bites him and he yells, he got me in the pee pee.
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A little girl is dancing to "Call Me Maybe." She falls over at 0:26 but just pops up and keeps going.
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A little girl is hugging and kissing an inflatable Santa Claus decoration outside. She turns to camera and says "Santa loves me."
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Male doctor does wheelie in wheelchair and falls at :07. Hops back in and says "Take me to room 3, please" at :29.
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A young boy opens a Christmas gift from Santa and says "he must have put me on the good list by mistake."
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A woman puts on a mask and hides in a closet another woman walks in says "you're not scaring me" then screams as loud as she can. at :38
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A man counts to ten while he stands in front of a closet his tot daughter hides inside. He says, "Ready or not, here I come" and his daughter replies, "I'm in the closet, daddy. Come and find me". He opens the door and his daughter yells, "You found me!"
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A tot boy falls down in a Halloween Minion costume (from Despicable Me) and says "I'm okay!"
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A little girl tot has a makeup mess on her face and says "probably me" when a woman sees a messy mirror and asks "who did that?"
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A.A. Wedding Proposals Man cuts out "Will You Marry Me" in corn field. They fly over in plane
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Two boys toss eggs at a target on the ground outdoors. They reveal their brother is lying under the target wearing goggles and he says "the yoke's on me."
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A woman is cooking at a stove at home when her pants suddenly fall down. She shouts for the woman holding the camera to "quit videoing me!"
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Woman films a man with a football, says "throw it at me, I dare ya." Man throws the football and hits the woman / camera dead on
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Dad wearing scary mask scares girl and boy in RV, boy screams "help me!" Good scare, but almost cruel. Practical joke.
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Tot boy in underwear chases camera woman around outside with a bucket of water as woman says "Get your Grandma! Not me!" Senior woman
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Senior man shows dentures to grandson. Tot boy says "watch me" and tries to imitate. He can't, it's too hard. Cute.
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Woman makes breakfast & gets scared by her son sneaking up on her with the camera. Woman says "you scared the heck out of me." Practical joke.
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A woman asks her young son why he cries and he says, "Because nobody is gonna say Happy Mother's Day to me".
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Two tot kids looking at a dead snake in the street. Mom films them and then acts scared for a second and the girl says 'Momma! You gave me a heart attack.
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ORIGINAL. Dad says "You've been so naughty lately" but Santa "Still gave me something good" says boy of his gift. THIS IS ACTUALLY EASTER - THE EASTER BUNNY.
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Cute young girl smiles after mom says everyone tells me I have such a pretty girl, to reveal she is missing many teeth. scary smile
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"Puzzling Proposal" Young couple plays word game in a group, woman reads the sentence "Will you marry me" and says yes. She cries. Proposal, wedding, engagement.
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"Drone Me Out To The Ball Game" A camera on a drone films a softball game in the woods outdoors when a batter hits the ball and knocks the drone down, causing it to crash to the ground.
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Man tries to jump onto car bumper & do a front flip off it. He lands on his back hard & says "that made me fart." Bonehead.
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AA Funny Signs - sign in bathroom "This is the only place on the golf course that someone is not telling me to improve my stance or adjust my grip"
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HAIRY BACK PROPOSAL AA: Wedding proposal - Woman giving man a back massage is surprised to see "Marry Me" shaved into man's hairy back
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Tot boy can't find his favorite Tigger stuffed toy. He realizes Tigger has been in his arms the whole time & says "He was playing a joke on me."
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Little girl opens toilet seat cover and gets scared by toilet monster novelty decoration. Girl cries & says "You made me pee my pants." Practical joke.
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A brown puppy dog indoors wiggles under a blanket and under a door crack to get into a room. A man off camera says "Oh my God you gotta be kidding me. Again?!"
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A young boy repeatedly says "leave me alone," in the backseat of a car each time his tot brother yells, but the younger brother doesn't listen and continues to annoy him. Sibling rivalry
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A young girl tells her sister to "drop and give me 40" the girl counts to 40 instead of doing push ups. The older sister finally explains what she has to do.
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A young woman and girl sit at home with their hands up in surrender. The woman says, "It wasn't me! I'm innocent!" A toy projectile hits and sticks to the woman's tongue.
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3 kids jump off a swing set into deep snow. Boy yells "Watch me now" & tries to jump but gets caught in the swing & hangs there. Sisters help him off. Winter.
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Bride & groom exchange rings during wedding ceremony, ring bearer tries to take ring from bride. Boy says "Give me that ring Kim!"
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A pregnant woman opens a cabinet in an office cubicle and hundreds of ping pong balls fall out at 1:47 and scare her. She laughs and says "That almost scared the baby out of me" at 2:06.
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Two girls open up fake Christmas presents. The older girl gets a sandwich and throws it away while the tot girl gets cheese and whines "Dad, Santa gave me cheese!" AA: Christmas.
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Baby boy plays with Grandpa's face while he's held in the kitchen & laughs. Senior man says "don't throw up on me" then baby spits up on him. Gross, puke, vomit. Short tails.
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A senior woman says "all you ever do is make fun of me anyway" then she sits down in a living room recliner chair and it makes a loud fart noise and her family laughs.
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"You Talkin' To Meat?" Karate boy and girl show off their moves. Boy says, "You want a piece of me?" Girl says, "You want a piece of ham?" thinking he asked if she wanted a piece of meat.
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Senior man shows dentures to grandson. Tot boy says "Watch me" & tries to imitate. He says "I can't. It's too hard." Cute. BETTER VERSION - USE THIS FOR AIR.
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"Slidin' Rider" Slingshot ride amusement park -- big fat boy almost falls out of chair many chins and large man boobs . Keeps screaming "Janice, help me."
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A woman tells her tot daughter that she is muddy as she has a few dirt marks on her clothes, but then her tot boy walks in completely covered in mud and asks, "what about me?"
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"Merry Fishmas" Big brother gets his little sister fish in an aquarium for Christmas. When they go into the laundry room to reveal the present the fish are dead. Girl says "this is the worst Christmas ever, you got me dead fish."
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