26s
197966
Tot boy says "What the hell is this?" when getting Easter present. Gift. Kids say.
31s
102711
Man behind camera tells tot girl to say "Miami," she keeps saying "Your Ami." She finally gets it right. Kids say.
38s
101791
Girl opens up a present - it's a Ken doll. She says "I need a man." Adults all laugh. Kids say.
0s
1829046
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
49s
135350
Tot girl cries when her dad says McCain is going to be President because she wants Obama. Kids say.
1m43s
289662
"Uranus or Mine" Tot girl reads astronomy book with mom on couch to learn planets, keeps saying "my anus" when mom says "Uranus." Kids say.
40s
336472
Tot girl names what each picture is in a children's book. She looks at a picture of a nut and says it's a poop. Kids say.
44s
270160
kids walking outside & talking about poop say "there's all kind of shit around here."
25s
139880
"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
1m7s
101541
Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
44s
168328
Butterfly Nose. Kid says butterfly gives him a headache. Used in CompuServe 9-95 (CS).
1m47s
250880
"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
2m22s
135366
Girl tells dad to vote for Obama, she says McCain will take the country in the wrong direction. When told that Grandpa is voting for McCain, she says that's not good, he didn't make the right choice. Kids say.
25s
338232
"U Don't Know Uvulas" Family looks at giant moose statue. Young girl touches moose's penis and says she's looking at the uvula (from back of the throat). On vacation. Kids say.
1m4s
92823
Tot brothers look aout the window at reindeer in the yard, then 1 boy farts and they both laugh. "You hear that reindeer? I'm pooping." Kids say. Christmas.
49s
174004
Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
1m28s
104175
Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
24s
293808
"Diabetes Dad" Three young girls eat ice cream bars at park. One brags that her dad has a gold tooth, other girl says her dad has diabetes. Kids say.
18s
292360
Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
0s
45210
"Jersey Shortie" Little boy cries in his car seat because "he can't be the Governor of New Jersey" because he's too small. Kids say.
1m8s
257140
Young girl sings "God Bless America" but she mixes up some lyrics. She sings "To the mountains, to the frosting" and she ends the song with a burp. Kids say.
3m28s
107057
"Breakable Boy" Woman & tot boy sit in the living room surrounded by toys. Boy tells woman she can't play with his toys because they're breakable. Kids say.
1m11s
141896
Kids say: Kid with lipstick all over face says "What?" (like she doesn't see anything) when mom says look at yourself
1m13s
114364
Kids say: Bible reader says "on the 7th day, God was arrested"
1m13s
264870
Girl tries to kiss boy, who keeps saying "no kisses!" - kids say
1m7s
247282
"The Cupcake Kid" Tot boy has two cupcakes, one with bites taken out of it and the other without. Tot offers his dad the cup cake with the bites missing. Dad says he'd rather have the one with no bites. Tot takes bite out of that cupcake and offers it to dad.
59s
142668
Kids say: Girl pleads with dad and says, "I'll be so happy if you do it"
26s
137528
NO FUN SNOW BOY P.O.V. as dad and kid slide down hill. Dad asks kid if he had fun, kid says 'No'.
1m32s
117226
"Baby Talk" Mom is ecstatic when baby is able to say "happy" . Excited. Kids say
0s
1740904
A cat swats at a tot boy and the boy says, "Are you kidding me?"
52s
102135
Baby girl says "mama" when dad tries to get her to say "dada." Kids say, babies talking.
12s
2583718
A tot girl cries and says that she is crying because she likes green beans. Kids Say.
49s
173762
Kid says "I'm not afraid of the water" jumps in pool, gets scared.
31s
138266
Kids say: Girl says "Jack Be Nimble" rhyme, and that she jumped over candlestick and "burned my butt!"
50s
256190
Very small baby boy says "hello" after parents keep trying to get him to say it. First words. Kids say.
2m16s
103641
Tot girl won't say "Mommy," she only says "Daddy." Mom keeps trying to get her to say it. She'll say "Kitty" too. Kids say.
26s
141782
Kids jokes: Kid says "do you have holes in your underwear? Then how do you get your legs through?"
13s
1052480
A group of kids wish their grandmother a happy birthday and the boy says they won't forget her when she's dead. Short tail
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
33s
255686
Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor.
48s
260968
Kids say: we "drink beer" to celebrate Thanksgiving
38s
174684
Dad shoots up kid's nose says, "Any boogers up there?"
59s
2518144
A woman records herself and says her kids have found something and she shows a spider in a bucket and the spider jumps and she and the kids scream.
22s
325242
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
1m0s
216204
"Tuxedo Tot" Young boy speaks into microphone at wedding reception & says he looks cute in his tuxedo. Kids say.
31s
171388
Pee Pee Girl. Says "I have to go to bathroom" and then,"I went". Kids say the darndest things.
36s
104895
Little girl looks at her Christmas present and doesn't know what it is. Dad asks what it says on the box and girl says "Made in China." Kids say.
33s
85677
Boy opens Christmas present and it's a baseball set. Boy reads the label and says "China made it and sent it to Santa." Kids say.
33s
303622
3 kids are staring at a Christmas present, 1 girl says "It moved." The box moves and tips over and a puppy dog walks out. Surprise. Kids are excited.
29s
138020
Kids fall off wooden horse after dad says "wave good bye" and they do
55s
143438
"I DON'T WANNA BE A GROWN-UP" Kids say: Kid cries "I don't want to be a grown up", he's scared of his loose tooth
1m9s
3942562
A dog riding in a car whines and it sounds like he says, "I love you." Other kids in the car say "I love you too."
49s
297770
Boy scout's parents get award at ceremony but there's only one award, presenter woman says they'll have to fight over it, boy says "they do it everyday." Kids Say.
22s
336008
2 brothers swim in a lake. 1 boy says "You can pee in this water and it will wash out." The other boy says "I'm peeing right now." Kids say.
49s
177186
"Bathwater Blues" Young girl dunks head in bubble bath and baby girl in bath tub says she peed. . Kids say
15s
275557
Group of kids are leg wrestling. They say 1,2,3 than kick each other in the face. Christmas.
20s
306746
Mom (filming) asks tot daughter what she wants to be when she grows up. Tot says 'a cop.' Mom asks why, tot says 'because I like donuts!' Kids say.
2m56s
4113939
A woman talks to the camera in the kitchen and says she is going to do the hatching egg prank on her kids. She holds a fake cracked egg and calls her kids to the kitchen. She shows them the egg and they believe that it is a baby chick bird. She secretly hatches the egg with her finger and scares her kids. They say "what the heck" and she laughs.
1m8s
247174
Young boy opens Christmas present and says "Cool, its a thing" Cute kid. Excited for gift.
25s
820567