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Tot boy says "What the hell is this?" when getting Easter present. Gift. Kids say.
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Man behind camera tells tot girl to say "Miami," she keeps saying "Your Ami." She finally gets it right. Kids say.
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Young boy opens a birthday present and says "You call this a present?" then throws the present on the floor. Kids say.
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Girl opens up a present - it's a Ken doll. She says "I need a man." Adults all laugh. Kids say.
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Tot girl cries when her dad says McCain is going to be President because she wants Obama. Kids say.
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Tot girl names what each picture is in a children's book. She looks at a picture of a nut and says it's a poop. Kids say.
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"Uranus or Mine" Tot girl reads astronomy book with mom on couch to learn planets, keeps saying "my anus" when mom says "Uranus." Kids say.
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Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
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USE THIS VERSION - Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!" Kids say.
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kids walking outside & talking about poop say "there's all kind of shit around here."
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"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
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Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
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Girl tells dad to vote for Obama, she says McCain will take the country in the wrong direction. When told that Grandpa is voting for McCain, she says that's not good, he didn't make the right choice. Kids say.
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Butterfly Nose. Kid says butterfly gives him a headache. Used in CompuServe 9-95 (CS).
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"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
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"U Don't Know Uvulas" Family looks at giant moose statue. Young girl touches moose's penis and says she's looking at the uvula (from back of the throat). On vacation. Kids say.
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Mom asks tot girl what they should have for dinner, girl says "How about cupcakes?" and shrugs her shoulders several times. Kids say. USE BETTER QUALITY 656687A VERSION.
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Tot brothers look aout the window at reindeer in the yard, then 1 boy farts and they both laugh. "You hear that reindeer? I'm pooping." Kids say. Christmas.
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Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
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"Diabetes Dad" Three young girls eat ice cream bars at park. One brags that her dad has a gold tooth, other girl says her dad has diabetes. Kids say.
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ORIGINAL - USE THIS VERSION. Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
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"Jersey Shortie" Little boy cries in his car seat because "he can't be the Governor of New Jersey" because he's too small. Kids say.
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Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
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Young girl sings "God Bless America" but she mixes up some lyrics. She sings "To the mountains, to the frosting" and she ends the song with a burp. Kids say.
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Kids say: Kid with lipstick all over face says "What?" (like she doesn't see anything) when mom says look at yourself
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Kids say: Bible reader says "on the 7th day, God was arrested"
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"Breakable Boy" Woman & tot boy sit in the living room surrounded by toys. Boy tells woman she can't play with his toys because they're breakable. Kids say.
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ORIGINAL. Boy gets mad racing his little brother in a puzzle game & quits. He yells "I hate having a good time." Angry. Kids Say.
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Girl tries to kiss boy, who keeps saying "no kisses!" - kids say
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Kids say: Girl pleads with dad and says, "I'll be so happy if you do it"
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Baby girl says "mama" when dad tries to get her to say "dada." Kids say, babies talking.
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"The Cupcake Kid" Tot boy has two cupcakes, one with bites taken out of it and the other without. Tot offers his dad the cup cake with the bites missing. Dad says he'd rather have the one with no bites. Tot takes bite out of that cupcake and offers it to dad.
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A tot girl cries and says that she is crying because she likes green beans. Kids Say.
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NO FUN SNOW BOY P.O.V. as dad and kid slide down hill. Dad asks kid if he had fun, kid says 'No'.
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"Baby Talk" Mom is ecstatic when baby is able to say "happy" . Excited. Kids say
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Kids say: Girl says "Jack Be Nimble" rhyme, and that she jumped over candlestick and "burned my butt!"
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Very small baby boy says "hello" after parents keep trying to get him to say it. First words. Kids say.
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Kid says "I'm not afraid of the water" jumps in pool, gets scared.
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A cat swats at a tot boy and the boy says, "Are you kidding me?"
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Tot girl won't say "Mommy," she only says "Daddy." Mom keeps trying to get her to say it. She'll say "Kitty" too. Kids say.
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A group of kids stand on the front steps of a house with an Easter egg that says "AFV" and has Alfonso's face drawn on it. The camera pulls back from the egg and the kids say "Happy Easter Alfonso."
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Dad shoots up kid's nose says, "Any boogers up there?"
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Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
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Kids say: we "drink beer" to celebrate Thanksgiving
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A group of kids wish their grandmother a happy birthday and the boy says they won't forget her when she's dead. Short tail
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Kids jokes: Kid says "do you have holes in your underwear? Then how do you get your legs through?"
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A woman records herself and says her kids have found something and she shows a spider in a bucket and the spider jumps and she and the kids scream.
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Boy opens Christmas present and it's a baseball set. Boy reads the label and says "China made it and sent it to Santa." Kids say.
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Pee Pee Girl. Says "I have to go to bathroom" and then,"I went". Kids say the darndest things.
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"Tuxedo Tot" Young boy speaks into microphone at wedding reception & says he looks cute in his tuxedo. Kids say.
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Little girl looks at her Christmas present and doesn't know what it is. Dad asks what it says on the box and girl says "Made in China." Kids say.
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Boy scout's parents get award at ceremony but there's only one award, presenter woman says they'll have to fight over it, boy says "they do it everyday." Kids Say.
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3 kids are staring at a Christmas present, 1 girl says "It moved." The box moves and tips over and a puppy dog walks out. Surprise. Kids are excited.
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"I DON'T WANNA BE A GROWN-UP" Kids say: Kid cries "I don't want to be a grown up", he's scared of his loose tooth
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2 brothers swim in a lake. 1 boy says "You can pee in this water and it will wash out." The other boy says "I'm peeing right now." Kids say.
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Kids fall off wooden horse after dad says "wave good bye" and they do
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"Ungrateful Gift Getter" A little boy opens a gift on Christmas and gets socks and underwear and says he already has those. He's not happy and calls his gifts trash. kids say. Kid has heavy southern accent. Brat.
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Group of kids are leg wrestling. They say 1,2,3 than kick each other in the face. Christmas.
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"Bathwater Blues" Young girl dunks head in bubble bath and baby girl in bath tub says she peed. . Kids say
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